Just Like a Dream had something to pass the time. Perfect distraction for the languishing: another list.

If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: Late night
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal I would be: Sea Anemone
If I were a direction I would be: NNE
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bedside table
If I were a sin I would be: Sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: Anne Bradstreet
If I were a liquid I would be: pina colada smoothie
If I were a tree I would be: a crabapple
If I were a flower/plant I would be: moonflower
If I were a kind of weather I would be: drizzle
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a cello
If I were an animal I would be: A lemur
If I were a color I would be: lime
If I were a vegetable I would be: A parsnip
If I were a sound I would be: distant rumbling
If I were an element I would be: Barium
If I were a car I would be: a family sedan
If I were a song I would be: "Fortress Around Your Heart" by Sting
If I were a movie I would be directed by: maybe Tim Burton
If I were a book I would be written by: Beatrice Potter
If I were a food I would be: sweet-hot condiment
If I were a place I would be: a grotto
If I were a material I would be: Linen
If I were a taste I would be: Salty
If I were a scent I would be: violet
If I were a word I would be: convoluted
If I were an object I would be: a wineglass
If I were a body part I would be: Islets of Langerhans
If I were a facial expression I would be: knitted brow
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Mighty Mouse
If I were a shape I would be a: Freeform
If I were a number I would be: 5